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new organs coming out soon
- medium intestine
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- inferior vena cava
- table of contents
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- die-r (opposite of liver)
- pancreas 2
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Look at this giant trumpeter swan baby!
BABY????
I feel like people who haven't been up close to swans don't really understand how fuckoff big they are.
Your big-end male Canada geese max out at around 14lbs. Your big-end male swans weigh in at over 30. Trumpeter swan adults have completely black bills, black feet, and are a bit more white than this. They're also one of the bigger species.
Anyway there's a reason swans have killed people and geese haven't. They're really fucking big.
Tchaikovsky was inspired to create the piece, ‘Swan Lake’ after watching the film, ‘Barbie of Swan Lake (2003)’. Close friends of Tchaikovsky reported him saying it was, “one of the most emotionally thrilling and aesthetically divine” films he’d ever seen.
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.
me making bfast for my future butch wife: here babe i made u a Filling Meal so u will have energy for ur whole day :)
her: thanks babe! i made you another chair :)
me, receiving my 86th chair of our relationship: i love you
